Tonight, on AIM

April 15, 2009 at 11:40 pm (Life) (, , , , )

11:33:41 PM Daniela: OH LORD. Did I tell you about what I actually said to my music theory professor today? Hahaha.

11:33:48 PM Carly: nooo

11:34:03 PM Daniela: Okay. So. he’s a clarinetist.

11:34:15 PM Daniela: I knew a guy who played the clarinet who graduated with me.

11:34:30 PM Daniela: He was the most homophobic douchebag you could ever come across, so we constantly hounded him with blowjob jokes.

11:34:48 PM Daniela: So I actually went, “Sir, not to be crude or anything, but I’m curious. How many blowjob jokes did you get in high school for playing the clarinet?”

11:35:00 PM Carly: hahaha

11:35:05 PM Carly: you harlot

11:35:31 PM Daniela: Totally. But I was actually curious to see if it was something unique to homophobic/mean Germans or universal.



  1. Meg said,


    I never actually got any blowjob jokes, and I’m a clarinettist. However, I’m also not a homophobic douchebag, so…

  2. Britni (VadgeWig) said,

    So, what did he say? Was it universal or not?

    • vocisexmachina said,

      He said he couldn’t remember, but could very well be repressing something. Haha. Mostly he was probably too good to be teased.

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